That’s a bargain! Some people pay $12k for a bike, so getting a bike for $4k is basically saving $8k! Can’t afford NOT to buy it!
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These hit home for me.
- trying on a new jersey, wife says it looks a bit small, and I’m thinking I should have gone a size smaller, you know, for More Aero
- Being in a crouch and standing up and getting very light-headed and having to hold onto something. Glad to hear I’m not the only one.
- Going to the pool and showing off my crisp tan lines… hell yeh.
- Yup, have my special socks that I only wear when I need to go extra fast and need strong legs.
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I should buy a shirt made of mesh and wear it in public.
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I look great with this lycra shorts.
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Folks from the UK will appreciate this one “I try to avoid bonking at all costs.”
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That one works in the US too
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Bonking is to be avoided at all costs. It makes you feel sick and dizzy.
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Tegaderm
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I’ve eaten 200 grams of sugar already today.
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That’s only 800 kcals…Definitely need more!!
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So very true.
I bought some for some road rash a few months ago. My wife got a new tattoo and was suprised I had a secret stash of tegaderm 
Way too many sentences with the word “Watts”.
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Gasoline is a really cheap form of energy
(after calculating that I could bike across the US on 3-4 gallons of it, if it wasn’t toxic and such)
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5 mins ago: “I have found my thong, yay!”
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Not so much what I said but what my wife said. Returning after a 4 hour ride she asked me: “You’re already back?”
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Ummm… Never mind. I don’t want to know.
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That bus shelter would make a nice Audax hotel
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To the wife, “I’d like a nice epilator for my birthday, please.”
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If only the hair on my legs came away as easily as it does from my scalp.
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