@JoeX thanks for the roll call.
Here’s my race report from the recent Outlaw Half Holkham.
Difficult lead up to the race, with demands of 2 kids under 2 ramping up all the time. Lack of swim training was slightly concerning, and I lacked the longer bike rides I would usually have done. On the positive side, a recent half marathon PB and a consistent approach to strength training had left me in a good position. Overall I felt really well prepared for the race, my A race for the year.
Targets:
Swim: 40 mins
Bike: 2:50
Run: 1:55
Had a really long drive down the day before, and lots of delays left me with a drive of 10 hours. Got there around 1600, racked the bike and got to the hotel for a quick sleep. Solid meal then back to the room for sleep. I started feeling absolutely awful not long after dinner, streaming nose, sore head, really blocked up. Great timing
I was actually worrying at this point if I would get to the start line. I fell asleep at 2000 and slept until 0400, when I got up feeling quite a bit better, at my oats and banana and headed to the race.
SWIM - 45:17 for 2350m
Swim was a staggered start, setting off at 5 second intervals. I had no real expectations for the swim, with it being my weakest discipline, and lack of training due to covid. It went ok - I felt fine, but was kind of put off by all the weeds and the stink of goose sh.t. The sun was really low and bright which made sighting difficult, but looking at other folks’ results, almost everyone was long. Anyway, came out the water feeling fine.
BIKE - 3:10
Started cramping up in the stomach the moment I got on the bike. Never experienced anything like it, least of all this early in a race before fuelling had even begun. Could not apply the power or stay in aero, and actually needed to stop at a porta loo. Quite a nice, rolling bike course which would have been pretty fast on a good day. I was struggling the whole way through to take any nutrition on, and doubting I would be able to run. On reflection I am wondering if I swallowed some rancid water in the lake, because I can’t think of any other reason for the pain. Target NP was 240 and I ended up with 200 
RUN - 2:16:41
Getting off the bike releived my stomach cramps, but I had missed out on so much nutrition and spent so much energy that the run became a battle of attrition really quickly. It was painfully slow, I jogged all the way around. Even on a good day it would have been a hard run as it was so hilly.
Overall: 6:21:09
A disaster really. Glad I got it done, but frustrated that I was not able to express my fitness. It was a decent race, not much support from spectators out on the run or bike, but not too bad in the actual park. On reflection I might not travel so far in the car the day before in future. The plan was always to focus on sprints after this one, so onwards and upwards.