What are your embarrassing or shameful bike confessions?

[Pbase]

For clarity, I posted that as a “thing I hate when people say”. Just being sure no one thinks I was bragging about it!

Here’s the full quote

@Pbase

My pet peeve is people who put down others for buying nice things. “Oh, they were on an S-Works bike wearing MAAP gear and I passed them on my single speed wearing jorts and a sweatshirt”.