Tips on cleaning white shoes?!

Your options are:

  1. Don’t buy them
  2. Buy them but just accept that all the permeable bits of them (stitching, vents, etc) are going to go gradually grey, brown or whatever colour your local dirt is
  3. Be completely obsessive about keeping them clean and wear them only indoors, under shoe covers, or on days when the roads have been swept and there is 0% chance of rain. Warning - this way is doomed to fail at some point, even if you don’t screw up then pets, children and team mates have a sixth sense for these things and will find a way to ruin your immaculate shoes.