Super Ugly/Obnoxious Jerseys

After a lifetime of team kits I’m looking for really ugly, obnoxious cycling jersey’s to do group rides in. While most are decked out in Rapha, Black Sheep, MAAP and other high end kits I want to go the other direction. Embarrassingly ugly.

Please post up your ugly jersey and/or ideas.

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Cycling Tips / Cyclist’s Alliance kit

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just go all-in and get the brown AG2R kit incl bibshorts… :nauseated_face: :nauseated_face: :nauseated_face:

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I kinda want this one…

And I’m probably going to order this one…

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Any team replica shirt will do.

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Primal always has obnoxious jerseys

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You’re just in time for ugly christmas jerseys, so I’d take the opportunity to be double obnoxious there. Bonus points if you roll up blasting Mariah Carey.

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I believe you will find what you’re looking for here:

https://www.foska.com/cycling-jerseys/road/

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Man I have some decisions to make.

Maybe this one…

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I’m looking for the cutoff jean short and dirty white tank top singlet. Ill let you know when I find it.

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Please do! That would be perfect!

Why not have it all:

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In my mind the chest hair jersey still takes the cake.

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Holy hell!

Id kill for those fake team/skate brand colabs that popped up last year

I vote for the hairy back jersey, but this pic of Rijs is pretty sweet.

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Local MTB group in Eastern Canada.
These were done by Sombrio/Garneau.

A putrid combo of gradient and….I guess plants from Central America.

(If you need good jerseys, use Jackroo.)