Okay, phase erm 4, things are improving again. 
Built a power cage today but still trying to find a barbell which is impossible at the moment.
My son rides regularly on Zwift now and he’s not yet ready to share bikes so two bikes squeezed inside the cage 
And I’ve chosen the angle which hides the 4m3 of “mum stuff” I need to hide in the loft before I can organise my toolstation and bike maintenance kit.