Walked into reception at work this morning to be confronted by this.
I’m trying to workout the number of Mary Austin workouts I’d need to complete 
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Oh my!! I broke a sweat just looking at this post. 
I’m all in!
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It’s so… beautiful! 
@Captain_Doughnutman may even cry.
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Dear Lord, that is a wall of greatness. I need 7 donuts right now.
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For me, one Mary Austin is five donuts.
Like set 3 of Mary Austin, donuts four and five would be where things take a downward turn.
You work in heaven? 
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Sorry for the sluggish reply. Finally coming around after I thought I saw God and passed out.
@PusherMan, could you be so kind as to forward me your HR dept contact info, I have a resume they need, ASAP.
p.s. — one man’s fatty failure is another man’s delicious victory! 
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I expect there could be some bruised bodies and black eyes from Cap’s elbows when the word ‘Go’ is heard.
Picture Dennis Rodman under the hoop after a rebound
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I just started a new gig a few months ago and its a small startup company and they LOVE to bring in food 3+ times a week.
Almost always one morning of Breakfast burritos and one morning of bagels then some crazy catered lunch. I have to hide in my corning and avoid it at all costs haha except one day was massive amounts of chik fil a and I caved!
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