Cycling Memes and Jokes

[Deleteme]

To hopefully make amends for not memeing enough this morning.

[Deleteme]

After I got new glasses, first time in trifocals! Wondered if that was what LSD felt like.

[Deleteme]

Removed that link. I like Phil, so added for ‘color’…

[Cavasta]

[Junk_Miles]

Hopefully an Instagram link is ok.

Ben Delaney on Instagram: "The gravel chamois Why are you still riding...

[TxAg15]

[WillS]

When someone asks about your threshold

[Pbase]

White Lotus spoiler alert

[FrankTuna]

Every cyclist in northeast US today…

[FergusYL]

There are not enough thumbs up for this one. It’s been an exceptionally cold and wet spring, even by New England standards.

[Deleteme]

OMG! Or it looks beautiful out, but the winds are 35mph+. It’s been really severely windy here some days. Some people like to ride in that, but I’ll stay inside and suffer in private.

[Jolyzara]

Saw this online this weekend

[AlexMartins]

Welcome to Canada

[rkoswald]

[rkoswald]

Mountain biking be like …

[Deleteme]

… and then I ignore the hell out of them if I see them later in the day at my destination.

[Trix8806]

Looks like TrainerRoad has a few jokes up their sleeve!

[Pbase]

Quick, go to the bathroom and check again!

[teddygram]

[Deleteme]

Believe it or not, my doc asked that question once: ‘How much weight do you lose after pooping?’ And why do you want to know? Are you getting at something? Should I be concerned about me? OR YOU?!?!

And my dad called up once and said that he just lost 5 pounds. I suggested Metamucil and doing it more often. More water wouldn’t hurt either… But he was almost 80 at the time, and any call from him was a good thing, mostly… Mom was already gone so he couldn’t tell her. As I’ve gotten older I can see where he was coming from, certain things take on new meaning as we age.