What happened now?
I thought the back pain originated from carrying his team leaders up hill in all those other GTs?
Hey bike enthusiasts! Ready for a bit of two-wheeled humor? Here are some of my best cycling jokes :
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
- Ever wonder how you know if your bike is deep in thought? You can hear its wheels turning.
- Got a bike you can ride if you like. It even has a bell that rings. Fancy, right?
- Speaking of standing bikes… why do bikes stand on their own? They’re just two-tired.
- And why did the bike apply for a job? It wanted to be a pedaller!
Alright, that’s my contribution for the day. Keep pedaling and keep laughing, everyone!
Not sure where this belongs … but this just reinforces why I don’t MTB.
And this one …
I think I bought his former bike. Handlebars of a width I didn’t even know existed, and seat post low enough for a child.
I would say Jacob 1 Tree 0 since he knocked it down, lol.
Mine finds them in the basement. I also noticed a pattern: If it looks like a bike is ‘hidden’, it’s a ‘new bike’. If it’s just out in plain view it’s an ‘old bike’. Since we don’t ride together, she doesn’t know what I currently have (also riding a smart bike helps hide bikes?). She came down and saw two bikes, one ‘hidden’. AH HAH!!! YOU BOUGHT A NEW BIKE!! It was my near decade old Madone. The new gravel bike was hanging in the bike work stand, and she totally missed it. I might have to use that again in the future. (Am I evil?)
I just hope whoever I sold my Ultegra 6800 to never had any issues.
Cuz I switched to etap and feared big ring shifts.
I hope he’s going to degrease his disc brakes after touching them?
Part of the joke is he has disc brakes ? Wasn’t he vehemently against them at one time?
Indeed he was/is
No wonder they squeal if he’s got his dirty little mitts all over them like that!
That has to make the ISN team happy. Finally he justifies some of the money they pay him.