Cycling Memes and Jokes

What happened now?

I thought the back pain originated from carrying his team leaders up hill in all those other GTs?

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Hey bike enthusiasts! :smile: Ready for a bit of two-wheeled humor? Here are some of my best cycling jokes :

  1. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! :joy:
  2. Ever wonder how you know if your bike is deep in thought? You can hear its wheels turning. :thinking::man_biking:
  3. Got a bike you can ride if you like. It even has a bell that rings. Fancy, right? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
  4. Speaking of standing bikes… why do bikes stand on their own? They’re just two-tired.
  5. And why did the bike apply for a job? It wanted to be a pedaller! :man_biking::briefcase:

Alright, that’s my contribution for the day. Keep pedaling and keep laughing, everyone!

Ride on! :man_biking::dash:

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Not sure where this belongs … but this just reinforces why I don’t MTB.

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And this one …

this is not MTB, it’s dirtjump.
This is MTB :sweat_smile:,

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I think I bought his former bike. Handlebars of a width I didn’t even know existed, and seat post low enough for a child.

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I would say Jacob 1 Tree 0 since he knocked it down, lol.

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Mine finds them in the basement. I also noticed a pattern: If it looks like a bike is ‘hidden’, it’s a ‘new bike’. If it’s just out in plain view it’s an ‘old bike’. Since we don’t ride together, she doesn’t know what I currently have (also riding a smart bike helps hide bikes?). She came down and saw two bikes, one ‘hidden’. AH HAH!!! YOU BOUGHT A NEW BIKE!! It was my near decade old Madone. The new gravel bike was hanging in the bike work stand, and she totally missed it. I might have to use that again in the future. (Am I evil?)

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I just hope whoever I sold my Ultegra 6800 to never had any issues.

Cuz I switched to etap and feared big ring shifts.

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mm

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Chapeau to Froome, this was well done.

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I hope he’s going to degrease his disc brakes after touching them?

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Part of the joke is he has disc brakes ? Wasn’t he vehemently against them at one time?

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Indeed he was/is
No wonder they squeal if he’s got his dirty little mitts all over them like that!

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So good

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That has to make the ISN team happy. Finally he justifies some of the money they pay him.