# Cycling Memes and Jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [December 24, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480 "2018-12-24T17:20:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 86
**Author:** ![iLLucionist](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/illucionist/32/12895_2.png) [@iLLucionist](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/iLLucionist)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 10:34pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/1782 "2020-12-08T22:34:01Z")
Wait… cyclists smoked? I knew they took alcohol, painkillers, and opiates back in the Tour de France just to bear those insane lengthy rides, but… smoking? really? ---
**Author:** ![jarsson](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/jarsson/32/69117_2.png) [@jarsson](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/jarsson)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 10:36pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/1783 "2020-12-08T22:36:29Z")
Smoking rises your hemoglobin level 🙂 but definitely do not open the lungs as it was believed. ---
**Author:** ![Cleanneon98](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/cleanneon98/32/80252_2.png) [@Cleanneon98](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/Cleanneon98)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 11:41pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/1784 "2020-12-08T23:41:51Z")
Michael Phelps and I would disagree (I disagree with no scientific evidence) ---
**Author:** ![JDuffer](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/jduffer/32/52035_2.png) [@JDuffer](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/JDuffer)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 11:57pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/1785 "2020-12-08T23:57:38Z")
![20201115_170358](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/original/3X/0/a/0a1341a07bb4b6b54c5807c2b8862a583bf93cc0.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Pbase](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/pbase/32/969_2.png) [@Pbase](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/Pbase)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 12:39am UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/1786 "2020-12-09T00:39:59Z")
Very famous poster ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/original/3X/0/b/0b848a06232082891d5a03167a56bc4842830585.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Cleanneon98](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/cleanneon98/32/80252_2.png) [@Cleanneon98](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/Cleanneon98)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 1:27am UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/1787 "2020-12-09T01:27:52Z")
Let’s see if I can avoid a repost on this one 🤞🏽 ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/original/3X/9/4/941efef268eaf33d07985a90e5bde653f70dce7c.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![rocourteau](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/rocourteau/32/7746_2.png) [@rocourteau](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/rocourteau)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 2:41pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/1788 "2020-12-09T14:41:38Z")
… or simpler, “I forgot to recharge XXX”, where XXX is one of the 15 things you must recharge in order to remove all excuses. ---
**Author:** ![mcneese.chad](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/mcneese.chad/32/15056_2.png) [@mcneese.chad](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/mcneese.chad)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 2:45pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/1789 "2020-12-09T14:45:41Z")
Yup… power meter, head unit, heart rate monitor, drivetrain, radar, action camera, etc. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![rocourteau](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/rocourteau/32/7746_2.png) [@rocourteau](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/rocourteau)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 2:49pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/1790 "2020-12-09T14:49:20Z")
My watch, my blood sugar monitor, my foot temperature monitor, my wireless tire pressure monitor, my brain pressure monitor, my iPad, my laptop, my… ---
**Author:** ![PhilippePhlop](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/philippephlop/32/25540_2.png) [@PhilippePhlop](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/PhilippePhlop)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 3:52pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/1791 "2020-12-09T15:52:31Z")
…your HUD glasses, bone conduction headphones, you cadence sensor, your speed sensor, your electric pump, your custom sound bell, your… ---
**Author:** ![NickThomas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/nickthomas/32/35222_2.png) [@NickThomas](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/NickThomas)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 4:22pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/1792 "2020-12-09T16:22:34Z")
my Phone, front light, rear lights ---
**Author:** ![Joelrivera](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/joelrivera/32/145557_2.png) [@Joelrivera](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/Joelrivera)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 4:52pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/1793 "2020-12-09T16:52:19Z")
My water bottle, my tire air pump, my defibrillator, my portable battery extender, my helmet light, my warming gloves, my cooling gloves… ---
**Author:** ![Cory.Rood](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/cory.rood/32/77597_2.png) [@Cory.Rood](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/Cory.Rood)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 7:14pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/1794 "2020-12-09T19:14:15Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/original/3X/3/9/3933fbd813168bc0368086e8fc5c9557c66c9878.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![IvoKrakic](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/ivokrakic/32/57153_2.png) [@IvoKrakic](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/IvoKrakic)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 11:01pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/1795 "2020-12-09T23:01:56Z")
![received_182303366911770](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/original/3X/b/e/bedaad72b7150a6e6763f75a2accaff22f03e8bf.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![collax](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/collax/32/18983_2.png) [@collax](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/collax)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2020, 10:57am UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/1796 "2020-12-10T10:57:57Z")
[![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/original/3X/a/e/aeb19f21245384c60b9f17cf53dbdb491da3e0e5.jpeg "How to Prevent Bike Theft Using Electronic Warfare Countermeasures") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITY-fJJnPNQ) ---
**Author:** ![cwiggum](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/cwiggum/32/17426_2.png) [@cwiggum](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/cwiggum)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2020, 1:57pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/1797 "2020-12-10T13:57:03Z")
“But the batteries can run out. What then?” 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![NickThomas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/nickthomas/32/35222_2.png) [@NickThomas](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/NickThomas)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2020, 1:58pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/1798 "2020-12-10T13:58:42Z")
two words… dynamo hub ---
**Author:** ![rocourteau](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/rocourteau/32/7746_2.png) [@rocourteau](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/rocourteau)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2020, 7:46pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/1799 "2020-12-10T19:46:17Z")
You only need one of these. Never run out of batteries again. > **[Diesel Generators | Large Generators | Cat | Caterpillar](https://www.cat.com/en_US/products/new/power-systems/electric-power/diesel-generator-sets.html)** > > From 6 to 14,040 ekW (7.5 to 17,550 kVA) (1 to 14 mw) of power potential, our commercial and industrial diesel generators are built to world-class standards for high efficiency, low fuel consumption and global emissions compliance. ---
**Author:** ![cwiggum](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/cwiggum/32/17426_2.png) [@cwiggum](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/cwiggum)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2020, 7:59pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/1800 "2020-12-10T19:59:22Z")
Guess I’ll just have to use that to make Di2 usable. /s 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Juarez](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/juarez/32/6256_2.png) [@Juarez](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/Juarez)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2020, 7:13pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/1801 "2020-12-12T19:13:06Z")
Sure, I can lead the group recovery ride on Zwift. I can do my Kaweah workout after. ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/original/3X/e/3/e39813f1a04a23bcbff8d0e0abe2b231ca1d15e3.jpeg) [Previous page](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480.md?page=85) [Next page](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480.md?page=87)