# Cycling Memes and Jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [December 24, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480 "2018-12-24T17:20:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 226
**Author:** ![Sweatdaily](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/sweatdaily/32/71251_2.png) [@Sweatdaily](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/Sweatdaily)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2022, 10:07am UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/4759 "2022-09-22T10:07:19Z")
Actually - Bauke Mollema had two encounters with birds last week 🤣 The first encounter took place during a training ride: > ---
**Author:** ![shawrx](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/shawrx/32/83816_2.png) [@shawrx](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/shawrx)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2022, 2:06pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/4760 "2022-09-22T14:06:47Z")
Years ago a friend of mine had a cat run into his front wheel and get caught up in the spokes. It basically got lifted up and hit the fork sending my friend over the bars. We were in a paceline moving along at well over 20 MPH at the time. Wasn’t a pretty crash. Did not end well for the cat either… ---
**Author:** ![jkc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a4c791/32.png) [@jkc](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/jkc)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2022, 3:15pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/4761 "2022-09-22T15:15:36Z")
Mine was between the wheels while descending at 40+ mph. I felt a slight bump as my rear wheel sliced off its tail. I slowed way down on the rest of the descend and let my friend take the lead. ---
**Author:** ![C10oky](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/c10oky/32/12893_2.png) [@C10oky](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/C10oky)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2022, 3:50pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/4762 "2022-09-22T15:50:08Z")
#### What do you call a bird that kicks your butt? Steven Seagull. ---
**Author:** ![asteryx](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/asteryx/32/25875_2.png) [@asteryx](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/asteryx)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2022, 12:56am UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/4763 "2022-09-23T00:56:26Z")
Last weekend, 2 chipmunks crossed the single track trail right under my wheels as i was going downhill fast. One made it somehow and I heard the other hitting my rear rim with a little ding. I stopped and looked back and it wasn’t lying unconscious on the trail so it managed to get out - probably with a little skull concussion. ---
**Author:** ![kurt.braeckel](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/kurt.braeckel/32/116719_2.png) [@kurt.braeckel](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/kurt.braeckel)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2022, 3:45am UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/4764 "2022-09-23T03:45:12Z")
I have been chased by a peacock. That’s all I’ve got. But those MFers can run! ---
**Author:** ![NotRailingTurns](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/notrailingturns/32/71022_2.png) [@NotRailingTurns](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/NotRailingTurns)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2022, 6:44am UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/4765 "2022-09-23T06:44:45Z")
Around here we get these bad boys (Western Capercaillie) out on the trails when it’s mating season. ![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/original/3X/6/5/657e27fde7b3a6de33b9ceda5f24dc73edc92342.jpeg) Think of it as a 12 pound , bad tempered, horny chicken with no sense of scale (it believes itself to be much bigger than it is) and it firmly believes it owns the trail you’re on and it will. not. move. And that beak, man. Dangerous stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Joelrivera](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/joelrivera/32/145557_2.png) [@Joelrivera](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/Joelrivera)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2022, 12:53pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/4766 "2022-09-26T12:53:50Z")
> **[Trek Hits 2023 Cycling Market With a Carbon Fiber Machine for $1,800: Cheap...](https://www.autoevolution.com/news/trek-hits-2023-cycling-market-with-a-carbon-fiber-machine-for-1800-cheap-thrills-ensue-199516.html)** > > This bicycle is built out of carbon fiber and can be used for an array of cycling adventures. It's equipped with a Shimano Deore drivetrain and weighs 23.7 lbs There is a meme here I think They call an $1800, 10 speed deore, with mostly bontager components and 23 pounds weight “cheap thrills” Maybe someone should tell them they can get a better spec bike for less… 🤷‍♂️ ---
**Author:** ![killroy123](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/killroy123/32/88621_2.png) [@killroy123](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/killroy123)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2022, 2:36pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/4767 "2022-09-26T14:36:08Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/original/3X/e/2/e2a5bf8ac7aa598bf3846f55d87cb9d77b424461.png) Here you go @Jonathan. The meme you mentioned on the podcast about 2 weeks ago 🤪 ---
**Author:** ![mcneese.chad](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/mcneese.chad/32/15056_2.png) [@mcneese.chad](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/mcneese.chad)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2022, 2:39pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/4768 "2022-09-26T14:39:12Z")
> [@Joelrivera](#): > > They call an $1800, 10 speed deore, with mostly bontager components and 23 pounds weight “cheap thrills” - Considering the source (an automotive media site), bikes are a cheaper alternative, especially what amounts to a low-mid level bike in the range of pricing currently seen. Makes perfect sense to me when you look at the context. ---
**Author:** ![Joelrivera](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/joelrivera/32/145557_2.png) [@Joelrivera](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/Joelrivera)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2022, 3:03pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/4769 "2022-09-26T15:03:52Z")
Seems to be a bad product placement/advertisement… ---
**Author:** ![mcneese.chad](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/mcneese.chad/32/15056_2.png) [@mcneese.chad](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/mcneese.chad)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2022, 3:12pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/4770 "2022-09-26T15:12:51Z")
Not according to the note at the bottom of the article: ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/original/3X/7/c/7c1001bf29258cfaf89c638c4b0829e9b91eb72e.png) This author may just be “new” to the current world of bike tech and thought it would be interesting to their regular readers. That and I can envision them touching on bike articles in a hope to pull in outside readers to their site, via searches or other linked recommendations via social media than the like. ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/original/3X/8/0/805fa19d74b1f7e7d3f9b5bf179881f4f3e5af2f.png) ---
**Author:** ![Deleteme](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/deleteme/32/12895_2.png) [@Deleteme](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/Deleteme)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 12:48am UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/4771 "2022-09-27T00:48:30Z")
> [@Alen](#): > > I had a squirrel run into my wheel at 20 mph. He got caught in the spokes, made 2 full revolutions and ran out the other side. I think his friends double dog dared him. Hah! Around here it’s chipmunks. I saw one do a revolution on a road bike wheel and shoot out the other side. Occasionally they don’t survive and rarely will take a rider down if they don’t time the ride well enough and get run over. They are apparently squishy at high speeds… ---
**Author:** ![Jolyzara](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/jolyzara/32/97333_2.png) [@Jolyzara](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/Jolyzara)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 4:39am UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/4772 "2022-09-27T04:39:26Z")
> [@Alen](#): > > I had a squirrel run into my wheel at 20 mph. He got caught in the spokes, made 2 full revolutions and ran out the other side. I think his friends double dog dared him. ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/original/3X/f/3/f36d9760fa9c50da857eab498d9b9591f0fb8004.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Justafatguy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/justafatguy/32/29133_2.png) [@Justafatguy](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/Justafatguy)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 9:20am UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/4773 "2022-09-27T09:20:34Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/original/3X/d/d/dd46f009439373e09832421cb309ac36a0eefc76.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Rizzi](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/rizzi/32/17674_2.png) [@Rizzi](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/Rizzi)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 7:20pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/4774 "2022-09-27T19:20:54Z")
No bike joke but quick interlude as we’re on squirrels… [![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/original/3X/5/3/534b8a2233ed5449365bebddce2037f20b4ed768.jpeg "Backyard Squirrel Maze 1.0- Ninja Warrior Course") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFZFjoX2cGg) [![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/original/3X/c/8/c832d78ac8a50c438a87ddf9527ecedc4b6f57a4.jpeg "Backyard Squirrel Maze 2.0- The Walnut Heist") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTvS9lvRxZ8) ---
**Author:** ![rmhoff](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/rmhoff/32/21741_2.png) [@rmhoff](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/rmhoff)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2022, 12:22am UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/4775 "2022-09-28T00:22:07Z")
Stolen from gastationfoodcyclist… oh man. So good. ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/original/3X/2/c/2ca8ac0741648d4f6ea249df1f7474ca7ec24701.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Alen](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/alen/32/4820_2.png) [@Alen](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/Alen)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2022, 1:21am UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/4776 "2022-09-28T01:21:44Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/original/3X/4/b/4b7d621e33769ec6807a22dd2cba3f1597e9da8b.gif) ---
**Author:** ![PusherMan](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/pusherman/32/4266_2.png) [@PusherMan](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/PusherMan)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2022, 4:43am UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/4777 "2022-09-29T04:43:01Z")
In Lycra? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Justafatguy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/trainerroad/forum/user_avatar/www.trainerroad.com/justafatguy/32/29133_2.png) [@Justafatguy](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/u/Justafatguy)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2022, 1:05pm UTC](https://www.trainerroad.com/forum/t/cycling-memes-and-jokes/8480/4778 "2022-09-29T13:05:45Z")
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